pizza:

an epic trilogy

my-tardis-my-doctor:

ohdayoffireandsun:

The real reason these were invented.

Bowties are cool.

cumber-porn:

br0-harry:

full size 

forever reblog

squeakyfangirl:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

morrissarty:

meladoodle:

why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners

you are a genius

how are you supose to screw them down if they’re square then?

maybe you could push them up?

How do you push them back down?

A lever on the side like one of those multiple-color click pens, so you could push/pull it up and down?

Only on tumblr will you have 20,000+ people discussing glue sticks.

girlwhowasonfire:

oh my sweet lord.

i can never take anything seriously ever again.

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

i-am-wendy-darling:

stuck-in—the-labyrinth:

fishingboatproceeds:

How did this get 71,000 notes?! 

Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!

John Green, asking the real questions

chicklikemeblog:

madmanwithoutabluebox:

I just need this omg

What.

cumbershy:

okaysional:

PLEASE

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH SWEAR WORDS IN THE WORLD FOR THIS SITUATION. NOT ENOUGH. NOT EVEN IF I MADE THEM UP. NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH. 

stay-away-from-my-ship:

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON WAS WRITTEN BY KANSAS

SAM AND DEAN WERE BORN IN KANSAS

surebrahh:

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

justannabanana: